A virgin after 10 husbands.

03-08-2007, 02:48 PM

A lawyer married a beautiful woman who had previously been divorced ten times before.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle with me, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've already been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he just kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: in the end he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't seem to get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... oh God! ...come to think about it I really miss him! ...but now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

The new husband (with a puzzled look on his face) asks her, "but why are you so excited about me...?"

"Because you're a lawyer, so this time I know I'm going to get screwed!" :nervous: