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Old 04-14-2007, 03:02 PM   #1
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10 reasons why windows vista is not considered to be a virus :p



1. Viruses don't have major bugs.

2. Viruses are easy to install.

3. Viruses don't need 20 gigs of space.

4. Viruses are free.

5. Viruses don't have three different sets of documentation.

6. Viruses aren't unstable.

7. Viruses don't need authentication from a previous virus, before they install.

8. Viruses actually work as promised.

9. Viruses don't take 5 years to be developed.

10. Viruses don't get viruses.
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Old 04-14-2007, 05:17 PM   #2
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Another one is a major corporation wouldn't sell you viruses but I'm sure you can poke holes in that :p.

A magazine just published 32 reasons why PCs are better than Macs and 10 (somewhat weaker) reasons why Macs are better than PCs. I'll post them up when I get some time :p.




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11. Viruses cause less damage then Microsoft software.




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11. Viruses cause less damage
ROFL :p That was funny
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ROFL that was great thanks

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