Could somone tell me why this doesn't work?!

It should replace "/swear" with a random swear word from the array.
The code itself works standalone but not with VB.

Also if possible could someone offer a solution so that I could add more words to the array via the admincp (like a textbox - putting words in separated by commas then exploding into an array).

This is my first VB hack but I'm quite good with PHP.

Sorry for the swear words.. if this is unsuitable can a mod replace them with "bunny" "puppy" etc ;)

Looks like they've been censored out anyway.. I'll remove the one that didn't get censored.

Works now! I was manually creating an XML file not creating one from the admincp.

But can someone still help me with adding words to the array please?